SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beggining of something
Wow can you not
This is the kind of enlightenment that marijuana provides.
I applaud anyone with that much patience as I myself, have none.
With this. I can’t even.
wtf man i cant even sharpen a pencil right
A B C D E F G
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Some of our favorite computer animated cuties all grown up
They’re the fucking Powerpuff Girls
^This needs to happen. Now.
Article from The Guardian
you’re all attracted to robots now.
I guarantee Kite has a boner right now, but that applies to anyone or anything wearing a suit
i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
the ham … it’s… it’s …… argghhhhhh
i love when cats’ programming glitches out